Dungeon Master Game

-At the beginning of your precombat main
phase, choose one or more -
•Portal Closure- Create a Treasure token.
You lose 1 life.
•Halaster's Prize - Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
•Script Snag - Create a 3/2 colorless
Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It has every creature type.)
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"Prepare to cry, bitches".