Duran

Lifelink, Kicker {3} When Duran enters the battlefield, create a colorless artifact token named Cigarette. If Duran was kicked, instead create a colorless artifact token named Marlboro Black Shorts with twenty vitality counters on it. At the beginning of each end step, if you sacrificed three or more noncreature tokens this turn, draw a card and Duran deals 1 damage to each opponent.{flavor}“You wanna low crawl with some slave cables across the motorpool? You have a water source?” - Duran