Durian, Decursa Dealer

{g/w}{g/w}{t}: Create a Flayleaf token with {t} and Sacrifice: Add {2} loose 1 life
So. There I was, minding my own business,
out for a walk and picking flowers, when The Mushroom Queen told me "Hey, I have a job
for you", and just punted me out of the Feywild