Dwarven Horrorspark

Dwarven Horrorspark enters the battlefield
with a +1/+1 counter or Trample
Redesign - When this card takes damage from another creature, it copies any keyword abilities of it's attacker, including First Strike, Haste, Deathtouch, etc. until the end of turn.
Some of the biggest advancements in technology
are really a step backwards.