Dwight Schrute

Haste
Morph {r}{w} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
When Dwight Schrute is turned face up, scry 1 and put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is the number of non-artifact creatures you control.