Ebenezer Scrooge

Whenever Ebenezer Scrooge attacks, you
lose half your life, rounded up.
Whenever Ebenezer Scrooge deals combat
damage to a player, that player loses half their
life, rounded up.
Morph {3}{b}{b}(You may cast this card face
down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any
time for its morph cost.)