Eccentric Dispute

Council's dilemma - Starting with you, each player
votes for fork, spoon, or knife. For each fork
vote, flip a coin, then if you win the flip, each opponent exiles a creature they own of your
choice. For each spoon vote, each player reveals
their hand, then you choose a card from it and
exile it. For each knife vote, each opponent loses
4 life, and you gain half that much life, rounded
down.
"At least they aren't singing this time." -Dacham