Edgar Allan Mendoza

PedoBear Mendoza coordinates the protection of
Loli's within Sydney Local Health District. Despite
being unfamliar with GDA15 of the State Records
Act, PedoBear is the custodian of all photos of Loli's
being raped by their daddies by their daddies.
While blocking or being blocked by Lolis,
PedoBear gains +1/+1 and first strike.
At any time, if there are no Lolis in play, then
PedoBear Mendoza returns to its owner's hand.