Edgward's Meat Sheild

{5}{b} Return this creature from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
"How did he make it? It's simple really. Take a few zombies, rip the legs off of a giraffe, sew it
together, and then add a pinch of Grim Magic and well, this is what happens. Almost looks as ugly as Mrs. Legum's kids eh?" Valdrik, front-line beserker.