Edmure Tully

Bestow {2}{u}{u}(You may cast this
card for it's bestow cost, it's an Aura card
with enchant creature. It becomes a creature
again when enchant creature dies.)
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
You're lucky I'm not your king. I wouldn't
let you wave your blunders around like a victory
flag. -Brynden Tully