Efficient Washbasin

Choose one -- Destroy target enchantment; or remove up two X counters from any number of target permanents where X is the number of creatures your control.
Robotic drones sent inside of SCP-864 have found that, while active, the interior is composed entirely of SCP-864-1 instances handling various garments. As of 1/16/2013, approximately 11% of these have been identified as originating from Earth.