Egon, Tenuous Ally

Deathtouch, Haste
Egon, Tenuous Ally is permanently goaded.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they gain control of Egon, Tenuous Ally and untap it.
When Egon, Tenuous Ally dies, its owner may have its controller discard a card at random from their hand.
I guess I'll stick with you all, for a time.