El Macchina

Level up: increases with your alcohol level (‰)
Lvl. 1 (0,5‰): Moetley Crüe - create three colorless 1/1 Lada creature token.
Lvl. 2 (1,0‰): No shame protocol - gain control of target permanent until end of turn.
Lvl. 3 (1,5‰): Intoxicated ARTIficer gains menace, trample, indestructible and a +1/+1 counter per 0,1‰.

Know your limit? Fuck your life...dick. Vive l'escalation!!!