Elder Crossing

If a player would lose the game that player may
take a shot and say"UwU I wuv dwagons!". If
that player does that player's life total becomes
5 and they draw 2 cards. Until that player's next
turn, their life total can't change, and they have
protection from everything. All permanents they
control phase out. A player may only activate
this ability once per game.