Elder Hash the Living Anvil

Haste, trample
Acclaim 2 (When this creature deals combat damage
to a player or planeswalker, if it isn't acclaimed, put
two +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes acclaimed)
Whenever a creature you control attacks, if it's acclaimed, attach any number of equipment you control to that creature.
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