Elder Ioni

Alchemist : {t} to generate a Potion counter
Bang : Sacrifice {x} Potion counters to deal
{x} damage to a target creature.
Drink This : Sacrifice {x} Potion counters to
restore {x}/{x} to target creature.
Loud Explosion in the distance, followed by feminine
giggling and a "Oops" - Attributed to Elder Ioni