Eldertubby Dipsy

Imprint ({b/r}{b/r}: Exile a card dealt damage by Eldertubby Dipsy this turn)
Eldertubby Dipsy has every card type and subtype
of cards imprinted onto it except planeswalker. If
a loyalty counter is placed on Eldertubby Dipsy, it becomes a planeswalker and loses all other card
types.
{3}{b/r}: Eldertubby Dipsy gains all the abilities of a
card exiled with it until end of turn.