Electric Priest

Enchant Creature {u}{u}{r}
When this creature blocks or is
blocked, deal 1 damage to each creature
blocked or blocking it.
Enchanted creature gains First strike, and
gains, "when this creature is blocked, it
gains Double strike. If it blocks a creature, it
gains Last strike."
"Don't worry, it's just some electrical
wires buzzing." -Soldier, last words.