Electronic Arts

Corporate Greed -- Whenever you gain life or draw a card, put a Greed counter on Electronic Arts.
Electronic Arts gets -1/-1 for each Greed counter on it.
At the beginning of each end step, if Electronic Arts has 8 or more Greed counters
on it, suspend microtransactions and exile Electronic Arts.
When Electronic Arts leaves the battlefield, create a legendary 5/5 white mouse token named Mickey Mouse.