Elenium Type 95

Equiped creature gets trample and +X/+X,
where X is the number of soldier type creatures
in the battlefield.
Equip creature with the name Tanya {0}
Equip {2}
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. That's a famous law. If you live a long life, you'll understand."
—Tanya Degurechaff