Elesh Norn, Ichor-Abbot

({p/w} can be paid with either {w} or {1} and you get P.)
Vigilance
As long as you have at least PPPPPP, creatures
you control have haste and creatures your
opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
As long as you have at least PPPPPPPPP,
creatures you control get +1/+1 and creatures
your opponents control get -1/-1.