Elesh Norn, Perfected Tyrant

Vigilance, lifelink
Whenever you gain life you gain twice that
much life instead.
Whenever an opponent gains life they gain half
that much life instead, rounded down.
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"Join me and we shall make the multiverse a place of greatness."