Elon, Destroyer of Fud

+6: Whenever you cast a Tweet spell this turn, put 10,000 USD counters on all Bitcoin artifacts on the battlefield.
0: Target Peter Schiff creature loses all abilities and becomes a salty boomer creature with base power and toughness 1/1
-9: Search your library for any number of Doge creature cards and put them onto the battlefield. Then target opponent loses the game.