Elon, the Dankmaster

+1: Create a 1/1 colorless Tweet token with Flying. It enters the battlefield with an Abmien counter on it.
-2: Remove all Ambien counters from permanents you control. You may illegally play cards from your hand without being investigated by the SEC.
-9: Scoop your board. Scoop your opponent's board. Move to Mars and unleash your robot army. Destroy the world. You are the new God of the Universe.