Elspeth the Brave

{t}Elspeth the Brave deals 3 damage to
target opponent
{w}{w}{w}Elspeth the Brave deals {x}
damage to a target of your choice where
{x} is equal to the number of land you
control
The dead make good soldiers. They can't
disobey orders, never surrender, and don't
stop fighting when a random body part falls off.
—Nevinyrral