Ember Prime Heirloom

- Is this even legal? -
When Ember Prime Heirloom enters the battlefield, all creatures except Ember Prime Heirloom, planeswalkers, artifacts, enchantments, and players go straight to Horny Jail. *Bonk! *Bonk! *Bonk!

The game ends at this point.

"Ordis will play with the volume off..."
~Cephalon Ordis