Emi Fukukado, Ms. Joke

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you
may tap up to two creatures the opponent
controls.
Ms. Joke cannot be blocked.
"You sure talk like you're above it all, Eraser. Kids
hoping to be heroes are a dime and a dozen, y'know.
And how far their determination will take them has nothing to do with how famous they are. Pretending
you're the stars of the show and looking down on
others is a good way... to get your just desserts."