Emmerz, The Ungovernable

Partner with Kenny, Lord High Water-ficer
{b/r}{b/r}, {t}: Draw a tattoo counter on Emmerz, The Ungovernable. (tattoo counters give a creature
+1/+1 and persist through different zones)
When Emmerz, The Ungovernable crews a vehicle,
the vehicle gains trample and power equal to it's toughness. At the end of the turn the vehicle is destroyed
That wheelstop never stood a chance