Emmerz, The Ungovernable

Partner with Kenny, High Lord Water-ficer
{b}{r}, {t}: Emmerz, The Ungovernable gains a tattoo counter (tattoo counters give a creature +1/+1 and persist between zones)
When Emmerz, The Ungovernable crews a vehicle,
the vehicle gains trample and power equal to it's toughness. At the end of the turn the vehicle is destroyed.
That wheel stop had it coming