Enforcer Mustard

Confess - Reveal this facedown evidence card. Permanents you control are indestructible this
turn.
Vigilance, Haste
Whenever you attack with three or more
creatures, gain control of target creature until
end of turn, tap it, and it is attacking its owner.
Whenever you block with three or more
creatures, deal two damage to each attacking
creature. If an attacking creature dies this turn,
exile it instead.