Ensign Wesley Wheaton

When Ensign Wesley Wheaton enters the
battlefield, scry 2.
Whenever you cast a non-creature spell, scry 2.
{w/u}, {t}: Exile target non-token creature you
control, then return it to the battlefield under
its owner's control.

"And since I AM finished here sir, may I point out
that everything I've said would have been listened to
if it came from an adult officer."