ENslAve THy FriEND!

Roll a d20:
- 1-5: I lose 1 pride.
- 6-19: I gain control of random target creature target player controls. Untap that creature.
That creature gains "I block each other player's combat, if able. I attack each combat, if able".
- Critical!—20 added bonus: I put a +1/+1 counter and a death touch counter on stolen creature.