Epic Trigger

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy
face down in the command zone and secretly name a
card. You may turn this conspiracy face up any
time and reveal the chosen name.)
Whenever the named card comes into play,
that card's controller may pay 2 life to keep it
in play. Otherwise, remove that card from
the game.
"I'm offended that you're offended that I'm taking
offense against your offensiveness."