Eppur si Muove

Choose one -
• Return up to X creatures to their owners hand.
• Tap up to X creatures, they do not untap
during their controller's next untap step.
• Search your library for up X land cards, put
them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle
your library.
{bull} Target creature gets +X/+X and trample until
end of turn.
And yet, it moves.