Erdtree, Burial Watchdog

trample, emenince(if this creature is in the command
zone or the battlefield creatures can only attack or
block if they are in the graveyard these creatures
act as if they where still on the battle field when they
die again then put then in exile instead, if no
creatures are in the grave yard this creature can't
attack or block, whenever a creature blocks you
may have this creature block half the damage)

{r}{t} deal 3 damage to any target