Eric, Carpet's Spawn

Trample
{2}{g}{g}: Ask someone if they will be your baby.
If agreed, search your library for a land card or
any card with Cradle in its text and put it onto
the battlefield tapped. Then shuffle your library.
{x}{w}{u}{g}: Creatures you control get +X/0 until
end of turn.
{w}{u}{g}: Look at target Favorite Roommate's
hand. You may play cards from their hand and
spend mana as though it were mana of
any type to cast it.