Eric Cartman, Bulrog

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies during combat on your turn, if that creature was dealt damage by Eric Cartman this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Eric Cartman. {B}{R}{W}{U}: Copy target activated ability of an opponent’s creature. You lose life equal to Eric Cartman’s power. Activate only as a sorcery. {flavor} Screw you guys im going home