Eric, Spymaster of Trest

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to
one of your opponents, its controller may
draw a card.
"O Great Wizard of Gregendath.
What quest do you ask of this Ranger and Paladin?"
"Only one thing can save our kingdom.
You must bring me: a piece of pecan pie with
toffee ice cream and magic shell. Hurry now!"
"That quest sucks, Cartman! Think of another one!"