Erky Filchbatter, Inventor

Doublestrike, Reach

Filchbatter's Best -{t}{1}, create one Blasty Token. Blasty is a 1/1 artifact creature with reach.

So I started Blasting! - {t}{x}, sacrifice X Blasty Tokens and destroy target creature with X mana cost.

"Allegedly" - {t}{r}{r}{r}{r}{r}, Destroy target player land.
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"If it can't be solved with logic, bullets work too." - Erky Filchbatter