Erratic Apprentice

Deathtouch, menace
{t}: Target land gains banding, then choose one -
• Tap all counters on all permanents.
• Exile Erratic Apprentice, then exile it again.
• Target creature gains fading 100.
"Sir! My hands are doing that glowing stuff again!
Make it stop! Abraqudebrah! Stewpifie!"