Error Lurch

Cannot be dealt damage by creatures or creature spells.
Deals damage as if it weren't blocked.
Error's LOVE (Deals damage in the form of -1/-1
counters to creatures, average damage to players,
and with Deathtouch to Planeswalkers.)
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"Why, isn't it another dirty little GLITCH."
- Error Lurch to Lurch Cipher