Erwin, Swine-Spitter

Multispanker {w}
Kicker {w}{w}
When Erwin, Swine- Spitter enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 hoglet token for each time
it was spanked.
When Erwin, Swine-Spitter enters the battlefield,
if you kicked it, you get an emblem with"sacrifice a
hoglet: create a food token"
"Welcome, ladies, gentleman, and *cough*, hogs"