Esdeath, General of WEEBs

Deathtouch
{2}{t}:Roll the planar die. If you planes-shift
put two +1/+1 on Esdeath, General of WEEBs
If you don't planes-shift create a 2/2 black
creature named Rodney the WEEB.
'The weak are destined to lie beneath the boots of the
strong.' -Esdeath, General of WEEBs