Establish Home Guard Platoon

Put three 1/1 LDV creature tokens with defender onto the battlefield.
Jones: We shouldn't be doing this, Mr. Wilson
Wilson: Well, what are you going to have?
Jones: A pint.
Landlord: Good afternoon, Gentlemen. What can I get....(turns and sees the platoon dressed as Nazis')
Pike: (In a German accent) Gut afternoon mein host. 16 shandies mit the ginger beer.
Landlord: (Stammers) Pints or halves?
Pike: Pints!