Estegosaurus superstar

Trample, hexproof from blue

Flavor - creatures your opponents control have 0/-2 as long as this creature is untaped(he's too cool to be rattled)

Reflective Shades {r/g}{t}: The next spell or ability that targets this creature this turn is reflected to a random creature ban opponent control.(“He doesn’t just wear them for style.”)
Spiked Backlash - Whenever superstar is dealt combat damage, it deals 2 damage back to the creature it blokced.(“Hitting him only makes things worse.”)