Eugene, Dick Puncher

+2: Look at the top two cards of target player's library, exile one and put the other back on the top or bottom of the deck.
-3: Return target permanent to the top of it's owner's library. Also, punch his dick. Twice.
-7: You get an emblem, "Whenever you cast a spell or draw a card, put the top card of target player's library into the graveyard."