Eugene, Eyebrows Tattooed

Haste, trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to a player it's attacking.),
Tattoo (This creature gains +1/+1 for each Tattoo enchantment attached to it)
Compliment this creature’s tattoos: It loses haste.
This creature has first strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) if a Tattoo enchantment is attached.
This creature has double strike with 2 or more Tattoo enchantments attached.

“What’s up with his eyebrows?”