Euphemism
Whenever a creature would take damage, reduce
that damage by one. Whenever a player takes
combat damage, increase that damage by two for
each creature that dealt damage.
Oh, sorry, was that insulting? I didn't really mean it
like that. I... it well, it is a compliment where I come
from, and I am sorry you don't come from there too,
oops, sorry again.
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