Evan, Bringer of Chaos

Ward - Sacrifice a nontoken artifact.
Flying, Adaptive Magic
Whenever one or more warlocks, demons, or devils attack, each player draws that many cards and discards that many cards at random.

Whenever an opponent discards one or more cards at random, that player loses life equal to the highest mana value among the cards discarded and you create a 1/1 devil token for each land card discarded at random.

"Let the Lords of Chaos decide!" - Evan