Evan, Master of None

Intimidate
When Evan enters the battlefield, you lose 2 life
and draw a card.
Landfall - When a land enters the battlefield
under your control, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with intimidate.
{t} Sac a creature: All opponents sac a creature,
and lose 1 life. You gain the life lost this way.
{t} Discard a card: Deal 2 damage to any target.
"Just give me one more turn..."